36: The Arm Toucher

Would my behaviour inspire a Larry David script?

As of today, we are well into the twelfth and final season of Curb Your Enthusiasm (RIP Richard Lewis). I think it’s a little too long in the tooth now, but I’m not sure any writer has brought more joy to my life than Larry David, both with Curb and Seinfeld.

I love Larry.

I once held a Larry David theme party. The last time I dressed up for Halloween, I …